My Cutie Pie

She doesn't miss a thing! You can't talk in front of her and you certainly can't trick her. We can barely spell around her!

Mallory's antics for today:

1) She instantly noticed my new pedicure. Do I need to say more??? She immediately started complaining that her polish was coming off and that SHE needed to go to the "nail store."

2) Tonight's choice of apparel: bright yellow sundress with hot pink shoes. While in the Wal-Mart parking lot, I told her I didn't think she would have to worry about getting hit.

3) Although she has a mild hearing loss, she doesn't NOT hear anything. She overheard me quietly speaking to Daniel about possibly going to a nearby water park on Friday.

4) Last week she told me that she liked my new bathing suit but thought my stomach poked out too far. Today she told me that I had a huge butt. This is the same child that doesn't want to be seen with me when I am wearing my work out clothes. I guess she doesn't notice that other parents are wearing their pajamas.

5) Oh yeah, she told me not to wake her up in the morning--AS IF.